who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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