yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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