I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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