All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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