I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
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