i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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