oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
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