You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
