Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
This is the prime rib incident all over again
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
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