We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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