sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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