new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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