this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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