Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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