Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
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