She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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