What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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