the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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