I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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