Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
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