I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
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