I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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