I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
Nicole vs. Life
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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