Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
So much rum. So many feels.
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
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