FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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