OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
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