how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
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