I want to stick my p in your. b.
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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