why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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