Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
Randomize
