never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Everything about him screamed your future.
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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