hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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