Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Randomize
