Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
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