You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
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