you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
