she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
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