i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
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