I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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