Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
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