what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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