I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Randomize