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If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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