If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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