she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
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