we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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