No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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