I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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