I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
He pulled a kid having a seizure out of a car and stayed with him until the ambulance came.
he what???
Not kidding. My ovaries cannot handle this shit...swear next time he'll rescue a bunch of pound puppies and hand them out to lonely orphans.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
He did a backflip because drugs
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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