so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
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