Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
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