try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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