i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
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