It's Friday. Sex?
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
I just got carded by a ten year old.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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