69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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